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caution: this site is full of self-loathing, critical acclaims and egoistic approval. the writer may suffer excessive amentia that leads to idiotic ideas. this is in no way can help on your issues that you are experiencing right now.

Monday, September 24, 2012

drink, anyone?


i always had this problem where i feel like i was drinking fraps and milkteas from other people's coz it wasn't my name that's what was written on it. well, it was, but a misspelled ones. i don't know if it's the way i say it or the way they listen to it, but i always ended up having a 'b' instead of 'v' at the start of my name. i don't get it, they (b and v) sound so different! tsk! maybe it's the former :(

still, the drink is not as satisfying as having it drunk out of my [correctly spelled] name.


healthTea at IT park

chocochips frap at starbucks


then something had happened while ordering a milktea that gave me a little hope. a little...

me: 1 medium size tapioca milktea please
saleslady: may i have your first name, ma'am?
me: vel-la (i pronounced it the best that i could do... swear!)
saleslady: is it 'b' as in boys or 'v' as in voice? 
       ....oh, so much for a distinction (sarcasm)
me: 'v' (wrote 'v' in air using a finger) 

so here i thought, "at last, maybe this one could get my name right".. coz if she still could not get it from what i did (hand gesture), she must be having some serious problems....  and of course she did! i was having high hopes.. 


and it chattered :(


at least she got the first letter right.

i am still waiting for that moment!!

too lazy to think for a title


i'm so lazy it's so hard for me to press shift keys on keyboards that's why all my sentences didn't start in uppercase. it's not a style. it's not for me to look cool. i'm just plain lazy.

i don't know... it feels like pushing a tons worth of joules (that's physics, people) having to press that key. 

i have this theory that if i only just capitalized every beginning letter of every sentences (or proper nouns for that matter) every time i post a blog, or on facebook or on twitter, i could have lost a tremendous amount of my body weight to sum up the work that i could have exerted. just a thought... or maybe i was just looking for an excuse for my weight gain other than this half eaten cornetto drumstick on my left hand that i have every reasons to finish.

Monday, September 3, 2012

love.

love is just a state of mind. it's craziness. it makes you do things you don't normally do. love is worse than the worst drug. it makes you insane. and it's addictive...