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Monday, February 24, 2014

2 become 1

Meanwhile, on my way to the city (from Oslob), in the bus...

Manang here, decided, that my shoulder would be the best pillow for the ride. Uhm, please excuse my lip-twitching, apparently I wasn't that amused as she was for the whole ordeal. 





Sorry for the crappy photo, I used the other phone that I could reach without disturbing her. Did you notice the awkward positions between us, her sleeping almost at my back? That was due to my attempt to get her off my shoulder. She had been on my shoulder long enough that I was afraid there might be some drooling involve, so, I moved my body forward to made her aware of our situations, but, tsk, she didn't even budge. She looked so comfortable that she even lunged herself between me and my seat. That was very uncomfortable for me, by the way. I had to stay that way for an hour or so. 

So can you tell who's between us was very relax for the 3-hour ride and who wasn't?! hehe 

Anyway, I just let her sleep on me for as long as she wanted. She looked really really tired. She was bringing a pail and was wearing rubber boots and she smelled like fish, so i was thinking she must be from a hard day's work of selling fish. People like her should be rewarded a good sleep, indeed. Although the shoulder was complaining... a lot... but all in all, I think I was a good host... or couch. Anything that suited her.

I wanna be as hardcore as she is when i grow old. 

Friday, February 21, 2014

AI

Me watching American Idol: 

Me: Woah! Best. Performance. Ever.
Judges: You didn't do well. Pitchy here and there. You didn't hit those effin notes. Sharp everywhere!

dafak?!
______________________

Me: Ugh, what a waste of time! Boring! Booooooooring.
Judge: (sobbing) You touched my soul!

dafak?!


I could never get this game right!

Thursday, February 6, 2014

:/

Do you have those moments when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but it takes time (the fastest that you can) for you to put the money in your wallet and then you can feel the humanity judging you from behind? 

I am awkward as always!