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i was in a state where i think i wasn't suited for the field of work that i was in. feeling all the tense muscles everytime i went to work. i was thinking of what my life would be if i was not an IT pip. thinking of an alternatives....

i can be a grade school teacher. i think i would have been a great one. students would surely like me. i wont let them clean the room. heck! i wont even let them hold a broom. all they have to do is paint with all the colors of the wind. they can go to school anytime they want. lates, absences - i don't mind. but the thing is, students are loud, they talk too much, they mock you from behind. i know it. i've been there. i don't even like students when i was still a student.

i was thinking of becoming a lawyer, but with my difficulty to be understood (i have this tongue of mine that wont straighten out other than talking nonsense and rambling) and my inability to express what's in my mind, let alone my fear of public speaking, i think my only clients would be my parents filing for divorce.

hmmm! an astronaut is not a bad idea, i have this 'thing' about moon and heavenly bodies. they suck me in. very vampire-y, seems like, i could bumped-up with the cullens (of twilight saga) anytime. i think the outer space is very relaxing also. everything is peaceful and quiet, very mellow. comets and meteorites hovers around me. with stars everywhere, its like i am in a giant disco pub all night and day. and the feeling of weightlessness... feels like, not lifting an ounce of my body fat at all. you are weighing, like, hmmm... NOTHING?! cool! that would be the biggest weight loss i could ever have. but i was not a big fan of darkness and overcoats. and with my poor eyesights and clumsiness, i could collide with jupiter without even knowing it. can an astranaut wears an eyeglasses?

a writer! i could write. and i think i could ROCK it. i have such a wild imaginations. wait! what could i write that wasn't in a movie yet? mutants and aliens has earned millions already, people don't need another one of those craps. dang! there are even one for bugs doing martial arts and all those crappy tales of vampires and wolves. what is left for me? documenting how my DNA evolves?

a policewoman sure will do. guns... uhm... *fainting*

a doctor would do. i like wearing white coats. the salary is sure to be more than i could ever want. wait, doctors do surgeries, right? which means blood and cutting living organisms. and ENEMAS? *sticking a finger on my throat* and they spend half of their life in school. do they have a life?

i could kill to be a supermodel! nah! where talking serious things here! who am i joking at! leerd! tyra bank's legs is longer than my height. and the bilbil, nevermind!

a gym instructor.

a chef! whoa! i could kill myself cleaning my own knives, i couldn't even start a fire. does that makes me a lesser of a human being?

what if i am singer? what are notes again?

AI SAMOK, mag-programmer nalang jud ko oi!

kung kuya ko lang sana si superman

Kung kuya ko lang sana si superman...

..di pink na sana ang clouds.
..may snow na sana sa Philippines.
..with glitters na sana bawat patak ng ulan.
..may bahay na sana ako sa moon.
..bespren ko na sana si paris hilton.
..at ako ang nagmamay-ari nag facebook ngayon.

kaya lang naisip ko, kung kuya ko si superman,
di hindi ko na pwede siyang pagpantasyahan.
kaya pinili ko nalang maging hindi,
at least sa pagtulog ko, ma-kiss ko pa siya sa labi..

- wa na jud masulat ba.. taka nalang tag yawit!

sa hayskul pa si inday

• si Inday kung tap-ilan, mokusmod dayun, pa dili-dili, dayung tikubo kay sa notebook gi FLAMES ang ngalan sa gi tap-il ug niya, maguol kung maadto sa ENEMY.
• mahurot ang notebook nga gipalit ni mama kang inday kay sa autograph gi gamit. Who is your crush: 16 + 9, tange!
• sus uso kayo ang song notes, hala lista sa mga kanta, bahalag nanghubag ang mga tudlo ni inday, kupya taman sa ginhawa, kanta sa Westlife og ni Aiza Seguerra, bahalag mahagbong sa subjek ni sir basta makumpleto lang jud ang kanta.
• buotan kayu si inday kay nagbasa og libro sa "Araling Panlipunan", temsa, nganu man nag tiwadlang ang libro ni inday, hay jusmiyu, kay sa tunga sa libro naghipi ang "precious romance" novel nga hinulman sa klasmit.
• naay assignment sa algebra, first subject pajud. pero hapit na mahuman ang "Rosalinda", kinahanglan motan-aw ni Inday kang Thalia kay mangloud nya to.. ug ang ending, pagka-ugma, nagbagting na para flag ceremony, si Inday dagkog lugas ang tulo sa singot kay nangupya pag assignment sa klasmit..
• "Cleaners for the day" nasad, lampaso nasad ta ani. ah! wala bitaw si ma'am, unsay ako!!, maglingkod kos daplin... ug hala si ma'am nagpadulong, kuha dayun og lampaso ug silhig, lalumon ang gininhawa aron ingnun kikapoy og linimpyu.
• the infamous - abot si ma'am, dayung ingon "Get one-fourth", ug si Inday sa ka-rattle nakaingon "one-fourth ma'am?"
• exam napud ni sir, hastang! wa nasad katuon kay giuna ang "Son Guko" og "Ghost Fighter", unsa gani to tubag sa number 5, nagpangalot bisan dili katol. kuhit sa tapad, di man molingi. ug ang score tawn ni Inday, lingin pas itlog.
• "No Speaking Dialect", matud pang maam, dako kayung krus jud ni ni Inday, unsaon na tawn niya pagsummary sa yang tapad ang panghitabo sa latest "precious romance" novel nga yang nabasa. Hala hungihung jud ug taman kay madunggan, penalty nasad.
• puti kayu ang nawong ni inday, murag nakadasmag ug harina. tunga sa johnsons baby powder ang nahurot nianang adlawa. nya ang buto2 sa dughan abot sa pikas klasrum, di ni ikatingala kay sa bintana si dodong nanitsit, makigdungan niyag bagtas padung sa traysikulan.
• niabot si inday sa skul nga nanghubag ang mga mata intawn, murag giid-iran ug uling ang palibot sa mata kay wa katulog kagabii, kay si dodong nakigbulag niya sa likod sa paril kagahapon.

- cheers to onhs batch 2002

Ingats Tolits

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From Buh Bye Videos

when i heard that you're leaving...
i immediately scrambled all the good things that you've done
searching deep in my thought until i sigh...
"oh! crap i can't remember a single one.." (peace)

looking at you feels like...
"million years of human evolution, such a waste!"
but the truth is...
having you as "you are" is a disguised bless
coz you stir the crowd when it is at its dense
you crack jokes when we are not at our best

we look up to you coz you're such a great man
you're a good father and a trusted husband(?)
and if i am the president, i hereby proclaim you
"PAMBANSANG KUYA NG BAYAN" coz that's what you are

we will surely miss your antics kuya tolits

goodluck to your new journey...
ingat! we will miss you


and oh heres one thing
i used to be pro-life until i met you