a response to a response

And here I thought it's gonna be a novel. Why with 3 days of prep (you said by Friday you will have a response), I expect no lesser. I checked on Saturday and Sunday and didn't get any. And then I thought, "whoa, that must be lengthy". But then, I read everything in just a breath. A breath!!

And you don't get to joke about the holocaust! Not ever!

I expected the worst and I even rehearsed my facial expression. You even misspelled that "harsh" word on purpose. Owww, such a soft heart *insert puppy eyes here*

Come on Dwight, you can do better! hehehehe :)

one sorry friend

To my wonderful friends, Am and Dwight,

First and foremost, you are one of my favorite people in the entire universe - no Dwight, not you! you can digest stones and a whole elephant and still have a 25-inch waistline, I hate you... are you even human?

Anyways...

Am, do you remember when we had a long talk in Baguio, we had so much fun and we were each other's favorite person at that time? And Dwight, I taught you Retalix, you owe me! Now, I want you to remember that when I say this - I cannot go with you to Bohol *insert sad face here*. I know you heard this kind of stuff from me a lot of times, and I could sense you saying "Oh, well, what's new?" and I'm more that sure you even keep a list of the "alibis I used" to escape gatherings and such...

Its just that, I have this thing that I need to attend to and it's important, -- don't roll your eyes at me, Dwight -- it's family stuff to be exact! I know that you're reviewing your list right now and this may fall on number 1 or 2 on it, but... You know, after I found out that the Stark family - do you watch Game of Thrones? - will never ever ever getting back together (Taylor, I need to use your song to get a point), I realized, life is so short. That family is important.

And I guess you are more than aware that I was avoiding you in skype... maybe I was... okay, I was!, but in all my defense, I was really afraid for my life. Both of you are a foot taller that me and I seriously think you could inflict a serious physical damage on me if I said "NO".

So, I made a decision, to write my plea on this blog... you know in case I will be seen lying around on IT park, whatsoever.. so that the NBI could use this to be held against you! hehe!

And if you ask, my favorite character is Arya. Coz she is brave, determined, smart and a very good looking person which reminds me of you two. \\//

Owww, look at us 3.

We even shared a room for Christ's sake.

Now, am I forgiven or do I need to write my last will?


Respectfully,
One-very-sorry-friend-who-had-so-much-respect-on-you-she-even-write-this-letter-amidst-three-priority-2-issues-and-a-release-tomorrow. vella

Note: Last time I count, I still have 566 friends on facebook. If, God forbid, it'll happen to decrease by 2, I'll know who would have disown me.

moments like this

1.you're riding a taxi to SM (after work) coz you're meeting up your sister who promised to treat you a pizza and then along the way (in IT park) you saw sexy ladies jogging! WHHHHYYYYYYY?

2. Conversation in the jeep.

call center agent 1: you're newly grad? how old are you? 

call center agent 2: 21

call center agent 1: oh my God I'm 24 I feel so old.

... and you just sat there being 28. WHHYYYY?