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Saturday, December 31, 2011

sa new year na dadating

new year's resolution: 
* cut on sweets (every year nalang jud, which is di jud mahitabo)
* exercise more (utro pud ni ai)
* stay pretty (at least consistent ko ani na region).

not so happy new year

i'm alone and it's 31st of december, so, i ate a tub of ice cream. it's just that, i missed yesterday's grand highschool reunion, wont be home for today's tatay's birthday and absent for the family's new year celebration tomorrow. so, i used the ice cream as a pick me up. did i say, i ate 3 donuts, too? yeah, i did and i forgive myself for that. coz im all alone and i missed the 3 big celebrations back home. and you know what else did i miss? - my sense of humor! seemed like i left it in the philippines. sigh, gonna find ways on how to get it back. 

urgh! it's 8 in the morning and i'm groggy already.

and looking at the postings on facebook didn't help. everyone's happy it's killing me! yeah, i know, i'm bitter! misery loves company jud!

Friday, December 30, 2011

true?

Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better. Well, I manage to suck at both. Daan pa lagi jud ko, bayot ko.

gifts

Seems like i'm on santa's non-naughty list this year coz i received a lot of christmas presents.

calvin klein and nine west bags from tita susan


perfumes from tita susan


just do it nike shirt still from tita susan


satisfying my sweet tooth, again from tita susan


comfy stylish dress from clay and balot


sweatshirt from sir lex and ate fe


xmas stocking with my name on it from my manager


what's inside the xmas stocking


and lastly, laptop, kindle fire and digicam that i bought for myself


I didn't bring my laptop with me here in the US so I bought a new one, or else, i'm gonna invent a hobby of killing myself out of loneliness.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

hotdogs and eggs

my first attempt to cook here in the USA. 

ta daaaaaaaaa..

don't judge! i know how to fry hotdogs. i can't cook but i certainly know how to fry. apparently, i couldn't fry two things at a time. and you should know where's my attention focused the whole time. at least my eggs are perfect :D

i'm a terrible cook! no, that's an understatement, i'm the worst cook!

hay! niuli naman gud akong cook sa Philippines. now, i don't know what's my life gonna be in the next 2 months. and i'm hoping i wont burn the apartment.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

christmas away from home

it's my first christmas away from home, it's sadder than i thought it would be. *sigh*

thanks to tita susan who adopted me during this holidays or i else, i would die.

thanks for the comfy room tita :D

-- leaching wifi connection from the neighborhood. christmas is all about sharing, thank you for sharing! 

Friday, December 23, 2011

US ni bai

I've been here in the US for a month and had been in a series of misfortunes already.

for recap:

I slapped my manager. a friendly tap of his arm (I think I did it harder). who does that? normal people don't do that. it's my second time to met him in my four years of working in this company and he asked things and I kinda nervous, so I stuttered a lot and laughed a bit (I do that when I'm nervous), and bang, I slapped him. I do that all the time, no big deal. it's just that, it's my manager, a non-pinoy one. he doesn't know the ways of a crazy giggling girls who spank each others on their crazy hours. oh, i hate myself.

I scraped someone else's car. we had a lunched out, we rode his car, and then on the parking lot, i didn't notice that he parked too close to the adjacent gray van. i must have opened the car door harder that it smacked and scraped the van, leaving some of our car's color into it. waaaaaaa! i hope noone noticed.

I broke the aparment's toilet's water tank. it wont flushed so i tried my superhero powers and tried to fixed the water tank. i ended up worsening the situation as i broke a tube and 'the thing' that i don't know the name. til now its still of no use. power's not good enough :(

I went to a men's restroom. disclaimer: I can read very well and I'm not that blind either, but there are times that I just don't feel like reading signages. so after scandalizing at least three men in the room, I gracefully exited with a sorry face. I bet they couldn't forget that face.

the apartment

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

paging a hot blue-eyed plumber, i've got an emergency here! my toilet bowl's broken and i dont have any idea how to fix it. it's past midnight already and i'm still awake trying to figure out how to solve this dilemma.



asking help outside is tempting but it's freezing cold it could kill me. i don't wanna die with a full bladder coz that would just add weight to my coffin. they would think i'm that heavy! oh, america!

Thursday, December 15, 2011

first christmas stocking


i've got christmas stocking! like my first christmas stocking ever! like it was hanging in my cube's wall when i got in the office.

it has my name on it, with christmas tree design and... oh just let me show you the picture.


that gives me a high. im so high right now i couldn't erased the smile on my face. i know, it's just a christmas stocking, did i say that it's my first christmas stocking ever? yuh, it is! and i am freaking out! i wish i could scream at the top of my lungs and start giggling but i'm still in the office! i didn't even care what's inside in it. woah!

wish you could see how my face lightened up when i saw it. feels like being a kid all over again! oh, that's overreacting, but, christmas stocking? with my name in it? uh!