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Tuesday, December 20, 2011

paging a hot blue-eyed plumber, i've got an emergency here! my toilet bowl's broken and i dont have any idea how to fix it. it's past midnight already and i'm still awake trying to figure out how to solve this dilemma.



asking help outside is tempting but it's freezing cold it could kill me. i don't wanna die with a full bladder coz that would just add weight to my coffin. they would think i'm that heavy! oh, america!

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