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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

My Gifts

Yay! Tis the season of gift giving. I already received a bunch.. Thanks to Norin, Yoyong (my manito), Cha2x and Fiel. I already had 4 and still counting..


My Christmas Gifts

The best gift I ever got for Christmas was when I was 8 - a small green plastic chair. Though, it was not the most expensive gift I ever received, but, at that time, it seems like the perfect gift for me. Like Jesus did design it for me and me alone. Point is, gifts differ in the eyes of the beholder. It's not all about gallant and price, 'coz at that age, small plastic chair is way better than any Gucci in the world.

Christmas means gifts. Lots and lots of gifts. I always whine of not having one. Being grownup is being immune to gifts. Santa doesn't include adults in his list (Bad Santa!). Ninangs and Ninongs is out of sight. But, on the contrary, everyday we receive gifts - life, love, care, name it all. Maybe, it is not as huge as you want it to be, not as prescious as it should be. Maybe the gift is as simple as breathing in fresh air or a prayer from someone who care. Sometimes, you expect it least, often times, it is redundant and routine that you just ignore it.

But now, since I earned money, I received the best gift I could ever have. The GIFT to GIVE. The oppurtunity to share what I have. Its the best because, it means that I am more fortunate than the others. I was blessed. So, this Christmas, I included it in my list - to share what I have. Coz that's what Christmas means..

Monday, December 14, 2009

Tuslob sa Oslob

On December 12, 2009, Oslob held its annual Tuslob Festival (formerly known as Sadsad Festival) in honor of the patroness, Inmaculada Concepcion. It is celebrated every year during the town's fiesta wherein the barangays of Oslob come up with a dance to compete for a prize and offering it to their patroness.

Basic steps include:

  • Labyug - sway hips from side to side, let both hands move forward while making a “dive”
  • Hagwa – raise both hands along the head and shake both hands, while doing these, shake hips rythmically along with the shaking of hands
  • Agni – hands on the sides, pointing downward, then let hands move up and down rythmically. Clap twice, then repeat moving hands up and down.
  • Pasalamat – Raise right hand diagonally first, then raise left hand diagonally. Put both hands on shoulders then raise again noth hands diagonally together twice.


TUSLOB - Formerly known as SAD-SAD Festival



Calumpang Contingent - Best In Costume



The Winning Team



Bantog ra nahurot ang tiklis sa amo.



The Runner-Up



Then she came despite the rain..
(Bahalag maligsan basta in-shirt)



Its for her - Viva Inmaculada Conception!!


Photos syndicated from Mark Gelig.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

All I Want For Christmas


Dear Santa,
Since you're famous around the world for giving gifts to good children (and children at hearts), here's a list of gifts I wanna have this coming Christmas. I've been good this year, wa nako nangaway ug bata, and so I deserve gifts too. I'm not selfish and so my wish is not just for my happiness but for the others as well. Here's my list, read it out loud and put it in mind..

  • happiness for my family, that means CAR
  • self-fullfilment and contentment in life, did I mention salary increase?
  • world peace, short of travelling the WORLD PEACEfully
  • peace of mind, debt-free mind, cash is negotiable, accepts money transfer, text lang nako ang account number
  • good health, like new dresses to protect my health from this cold weather
  • love one another, hot HIM setting on the fireplace (as if naay fireplace)

that's all santa, and it will be a Merrier Christmas for me.

Thank you daan,
vella

Note: I'm allergic to cotton dress, velvet will do.
PS: Ayaw ipaagi sa chimney kay magkabulingit ang car.. wa man sad diay mi chimney. -- xoxo

Another thing: Sports car.. yung red..

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Holidaze

tis the season to be jolly
tis the season of forgiving
tis the season of love


happy holidays
to one and all.. ho! ho! ho!

In The Spirit of Christmas


mga tama na kayu bah!!

Norin: Madma (that's me), nakapalit nako gip para nimo. Naglisod jud kog putos.
Cha-cha: Kibaw nako unsa na.. (smiling)
Me: Ako sad.. hahahahahha..
Norin: Kamo ba, hugaw kayu mog huna-huna.


*In that case, tulo na ta..
Note: This is a True Story..

Friday, December 4, 2009

Oh! God!

My sister woke me up at 3:00am this morning, saying that Tatay was hospitalized. She had just arrive from a night-out with friends when she received a call from my other sister who's with my father when it happened. It gives me a hell of scare. I got chills all the way to my bones. I could imagined him dying. Yep, morbid but that's what I always thought everytime I heard someone hospitalized. I was speechless, I cannot utter a single word in a minute or so. My eyes just stared at her, mind blank and my throat aches (from long hours of snoring, I think). Then it seemed like eons before I asked "what happened?" and "how is he doing?". She then assures me that everything is alright. That he had just suffer difficulty in breathing (due to high-blood). Then, she (my sister) turn to sleep. So, I should be back asleep too. But I can't. My heart beats like it'll just popped right out from my chest. My blood hurls like magma. And it seems like all my brain nerves are alive, which rarely does. Oh! God.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Sorry, I Ain't Like That

Parents
loves chatty and bubbly
and they instilled you with simplicity
sorry I ain't like that
loving is just my best quality

Boyfriends
prefers skinny and tall
money is sometimes a toll
Sorry I ain't like that
Im just witty and cool

Friends
kill-joy is a big-NO
outings and Night clubbing, must go
Sorry I ain't like that
But I'll be there when your in sorrow

Bosses
admires a good leader
in rules, must be a good follower
Sorry I ain't like that
Im just loyal, and that sure is a lot better

Friday, November 27, 2009

In Their 33rd Year




it was clear right from the start
that you will never part
long years comes and past
by typhoons and storms, marriage untouched

33 years ago when he asked 'Will you?'
33 years ago she said 'I will'
33 years ago in the altar you exchange 'I Dos'
33 years ago you promised 'To die for you, I will'

a year later, atchie was born
the house rejoiced in that early morn
1st baby, all is excited
in name-making, they all participated

when manang came, everyone's frantic
2 angels is simply perfect
cute and cuter brings happiness
life is such a bliss

then ite was a delightful additional
wondrous baby boy to bring name of the family
now, 3 babies are just enough
the herd is just complete, completely

i came into the world as an unwanted guest
it hit them with a blatant blast
4 mouths is way too expensive
for the parents with minimum wages

another one instantly follow
5th, this'll be the last in row
or else, we'll have a bleak morrow
coz, as herd grow, chips remains low

oh my god! here's another one
the whole household is in hiatus errand
but as time goes, tic-tac of a clock's hand
6 children means - 6 times the fun

now we are all grown-up and well nurture
now is the future, invested future
happy to see you, holding one's hand, with grayish hair
everlasting love, you've found with one another

the years have proven your lasting love
33 years of golden faith and trust
33 years of affection shines from above
having one another is gift of a lifetime, it'll last

HAPPY 33rd ANNIVERSARY TO YOU MA AND TAY
OUR LOVE FOR YOU WILL NEVER DIE

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Ana Diay Na?


live the life you want to live
be the person you want to remember
make decisions
make mistakes
if you fall
at least you tried





What is the meaning of Life?
- Whatever you want it to be.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

The Missing Link

House Of Mental Defects

Patient : Ma. Vella L. Frondoso
Address : Calumpang, Oslob, Cebu - soon to be Beverly Hills, CA, USA
Age : Nineteen Forgotten
Chief Complaint (CC) : Excessive Anxiety Attack
History of Present Illness (HPI) : Katong Nagkat-on kog bout.
Past Medical History (PHM) : kurikong ug LBM
Review of Systems (ROS) :

Circulatory System : Tanduay naglatay sa kaugatan
Digestive System : Naglambada ang Bituk sa Tiyan
Integumentary System : Nawong gisagpa sa ingkanto
Muscular system : Pede i-sparring ni Pacquiao
Nervous System : Bakukang ray sulod sa ulo
Reproductive System : Bag-o pa na-install ang matris
Respiratory System : Plema ray nagpabilin nga himsog
Skeletal System : Dili ma-detect sa X-Ray
Urinary System : Pink, kay ni kaon Gapas2 (cotton candy nga pink)

Family Diseases : High Blood - so high the blood
Childhood Diseases : Suka-kalibang
Social History : Nakiglayug sa diskuhan kay dili mopares nakog bayle
Regular Medications : Dukol-sa-ulo 3 times a day
Allergies : Kita kog samin, gubot na ako adlaw..
Sex Life : Making Love with my unlan..
Drug History : Gi-lala ang usa ka botilya nga COMBATRIN
Family History : Lineage traced back to Cro-Magnon and Homo Sapiens

Diagnose : Aggressive Brain Malfunction
Symptoms : Emotionally Unstable and Socially Retarded
Treatment : 3 years in mental. Dili mokaon, dili moinum sulod sa 30 ka-tuig

Life Line

DREAM LIST (before mi mag eyeball ni Nyur Pedro)
- dream big, its free anyway.
  • Visit Europe
  • Experience white christmas
  • Record my own Song (Murag di madala)
  • Sang Lupang Hinirang in one of Paquiao's Fight (Who knows??)
  • Dinner with Patrick Dempsey (Mata na tawn..)
  • Sleep-over in the White House
  • Engage in sport (Track and Field, perhaps)
  • Tour de France (nagpraktis nakog bisikleta, sa damgo)
  • Nude Post with Brad Pitt (Kilaton jud ko ani ron)
  • Boss of my own company (Products: LUGOD, la pa na sa market)
  • Interviewed by Oprah
  • Meet Obama
  • LASIK treatment (wa koy planu nga buta forever, nerd ray mag-eyeglass)
  • Discover Something (Nagsugod nakog pangaykay ug Anti-Matter)
  • A day in Dubai Burj al-Arab
  • Cook for the Royal Family (piniritong itlog ug kan-on ra akong makaya)
  • Liposuction (Pede hasta yotuts and eyebags)
  • Hermes bag collection
  • A serious talk with Bin Laden (para ako siya ma-enlighten, KAYA???)
  • Get Married (MUST DO)
  • Have Children (Kinahanglan naay mo-mana sa ako gene, SAYANG!!)
  • And Grandchildren (Multiply jud, mao nay ngon ni Lord)
  • Adopt a child
  • Have an extra lover, the many the merrier (Pasaylua ko lord)
  • Design my own coffin (I'll put some bling-bling and glitters, way but-anay, design mog nyuha)

Monday, November 23, 2009

Unveiling Simala





Pre:
"Call-time is 6:00 am, South Bus Terminal" Jan said a day earlier.. So I woke up early and did my morning rituals in a race. I arrived ten minutes earlier with an empty stomach and half of my body still in bed. Norina then came later. We sat on one of the benches in there waiting for them. After we've waited for eternity (ok, an hour, but it seems like forever when your hungry and sleepy) before Jan showed up and the rest of the gang.

In-there:
The place is very quiet and solemn that even swallowing your own saliva can be heard from afar, and that would be the understatement of the year. No wonder people from all over the country visit here just to meditate and pray. After voicing-out our prayers (it took an hour for Norin to finish) and petition and heard mass, we left Simala with peaceful mind and stronger faith, and Norina with her new-found textmate, the Habal-habal driver. Kusog kayu mugakos si Norin sa drayber.. Nanglagum ang drayber kay di kaginhawa..

Post:
We're done at around 12 noon with an empty stomach. Eat a heartful meal of fried chicken and puso - my first meal of the day and the best meal I ever had. We went back to the city riding a minibus. We seated at the rear end of the bus and that was the craziest ride in my life. We were literally juggling when we pass loopholes and humps along the way. We ended up laughing so hard (murag mga batang yaget) that caught some of the passengers attention. Kibaw ko gisapot sila, walay but-anay.

Such a fun and spiritual get-away.




Original Post: 11:11 PM on November 22, 2009

Friday, November 20, 2009

Fight or Flight




Human beings need a lot of things to feel alive.
Love...
Family...
Attention...
Truth is, we only need one thing...
To actually be alive.
We need a brain to think.
We need a beating heart.
When our heart is threatened.
It sends stimuli to the brain.
And..
We usually respond in one of two ways.
We either RUN...
Or...
We ATTACK...
There's a scientific term for this:
FIGHT !
or FLIGHT !
It's instinct...
We can't control it.
Or can we?

Even animals reacts to threats
Priming them for fighting or fleeing
Fight...
or Flight...
Fight is brave.
But sometimes...
Flight is courageous.
The best option to do..

-greys anatomy

Original Post: 09:18 PM on November 19, 2009

Thursday, November 19, 2009

25 Deadly Sins

I am smarter than most people
I wish I was a millionaire
I never clean my cube unless the dust is 1 inch tall
I have cheated to get what I want before
I can go outside without combing my hair
I can't go outside without wearing bra
I get annoy with stupid people
I could do my bosses job
I love street food
I feel sexy in my undies
I wish I looked as good as a supermodel
I often check out the ass of members of the opposite sex
I have been in a fight with my bestfriend before
If I found $100 in the street I would keep it
I sometimes have erotic dreams
I want to sail my own yacht
I often eat more dessert than a real-lady could
I like people to flirt with me
I would rather eat out than cook
I normally don't give money to bums on the street
I would rather eat chocolate than fruit
I didn't donate anything to charity last year
I watch more than 3 hours of TV a night
I want to be as popular as Oprah Winfrey
I hate to hear bad things about my work



Original Post: 06:39 PM on November 18, 2009
http://vella-frondoso.webs.com/apps/blog/show/2157514-25-deadly-sins

GREY Life

Grey's Anatomy


I have been addicted to this show since I started watching it earlier this year. I had watched all the episodes in every season at least once. I know who-make-out-with-whom in that fictional hospital. I get so drawn that I read all the blogs and postings of this medical show. I wait for the new episode in a free online-streaming and watched it gloriously. I was so hooked-up and I really can't unhook. I think it's because of the 'doctor' thing. I always wanted to be a doctor. That's what I wrote in my fifth grade essay of 'What I Wanted To Be When I Grow Up'. Plus the hot white suit. Then the hardcore operations where you can touch somebody's brain or heart. Not to mention the super-sizzling-hot doctors with perfect hair. Its when I wish I could have a disease and will stay in that hospital forever.

The writings is hilariously funny and entertaining. From Meredith's opening monologue to the character's dialogue. The humor is just getting through my nerves and I always end up laughing so hard that brings tears to my eyes. And sometimes, it'll pinched your heart and send you weeping. It teaches lesson in life. It shows the real world. FUN. SAD. That we have the right to whine when life sucks. That it's how life is. That we don't need to be perfect to get someone's love. That the world is not perfect, and it is in you how to fit in. That sometimes, your happiness' is other's sorrow. And then, there is always HOPE. Hope for a better tomorrow. That, its not always DARK AND TWISTY, as they would always imply.

Swoon.. I swoon everytime I watch this show.. I swoon when Meredith Grey & Derek Shepherd exchange glimpses. I swoon looking at them uber in-love.. I swoon watching every Mer & Der scene. I swoon when Der look and touch Mer in an I-love-you-and-I-will-always-love-you-and-that-means-forever kind of way. I always swoon. And I love being swoon.. Coz once in your life, you wish to meet your knight-in-shining-armor. The one who will be on your side through thick and thin. The kind of guy who'll embrace your flaws and loves you unconditionally. The prince charming who will build a castle of joy for you.

Then here comes the beyond earth portrayals. Bailey always been one of my favorite. She's always at the top of the game, from the 'va-jay-jay' scene to messing-up with the chief. Cristina is undeniably irresistible. With the I-don't-care-with-the-world walk and the highly competitive spirit, she always made my day. Then George is a natural gifted, from drooling eyes to his clumsiness. Stevens is just so sexy and witty. Alex with his usual evil grin. With the chiefs unusual prank. To Torres and her special girl named Arizona.

Building a relationship is always been a focus. Mother-daugher hatred, father-daughter rekindle, husband-wife adultery, long lost sisters, romantic couple, same-sex love affair, professional relationship. It tackles about all kinds of relationship that anyone could relate. Then you'll said, 'Ahh, that is why' and 'Uh, that should hurt' then 'That must be hard'. Coz sometimes you've been in their shoes. Sometimes, IT HAPPENED TO YOU.

I think what makes me keep in tune with this is the comic way of dealing dramatic life. Life is Drama in big screen with live actors and real scenes with only one take. As the camera of Life rolling, it always been 'TAKE ONE'. When the mouth of faith shout 'ACTION', what have you done can't be UNDO. UNREWINDABLE. I know it suck. I know how hard it is. It is crappy sometimes. There are villains. People may mean. And sometimes, SOME TIMES you just want to give up. But, AT THE END OF THE DAY, what is important is how you survived. How you live life to the fullest. Its up to you on how you portray your true-to-life drama. Be a hero. Or a villain. You can be. Giving-up is not an option because, what if someday, as life shift and flip, luck may on your side. (Yeah! HOPE, right?) LIFE MUST BE FUN AND FUNNY. Because, AT THE END OF THE DAY what is important is how you'll ENJOY and how to GET IT THROUGH with LIFE.


Original Post : 09:22 AM on November 18, 2009

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Soooooooooo Dreamy


dreamy eyes
body of that adonis
sexy wavy hair
lips wet with desire
tantalizing smile
spoke as of an angel
gentle like a breeze
confident as an Irish swagger

god created an aphrodisiac
and he named it McDreamy


Original Post:05:16 AM on November 16, 2009
http://vella-frondoso.webs.com/apps/blog/show/2134676-soooooooooo-dreamy

Vision

sentiments of a broken-eyed monger

all i can see is blurry
lights and postings are muzzy

everything to me is bleary
distance comes in hazy

the world seems to be misty
coz my vision is fuzzy

everyday is foggy
afar is vague literally



Original Post: 01:53 AM on November 16, 2009
http://vella-frondoso.webs.com/apps/blog/show/2134131-vision

Saturday, November 14, 2009

13

13 is so my favorite number today

its Friday the 13th

13th month pay on the 13th of the month
13 + more money of my account
13 more days and its my parents wed anniversary
13 more reasons to be happy

how can one hate 13
13 is unlucky number, they say

but i love 13
coz 13 means Christmas for me



Original Post: 06:21 PM on November 13, 2009
http://vella-frondoso.webs.com/apps/blog/show/2118216-13

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Life In Every Angle



Life
Is not genetically engineered to move backwards
To foresee the future and escape the present
But, it teaches lesson from the past
To learn for today and be ready for tomorrow

Life
Is so short and sucks a lot of time
Prone to mistakes and wrong decisions
So, make the most out of it
And try not to mess up next time

Life
Can be wearisome and deadening
Such a burden and exhausting
Then, why think it as that way
It'll do not for the better anyway

Life
Can be worry-free
Even fun and amusing
Hence, do not take it seriously
And dealt it in a comic way


Original Post: 03:59 AM on November 12, 2009
http://vella-frondoso.webs.com/apps/blog/show/2107764-life-in-every-angle

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

AB-Normal

Work-Alkoholics

A normal day in the office..

Friday, October 16, 2009

Twas


i could not help but to reminisce
of my happy childhood experience
sun-tanned skin and skinned knees
and long hours of play with peers

i could not help but to be nostalgic
of the happy memories that brings my heart with ache
delightful fairytale stories, my mother would read
hand-made gun toys, my father would make

i could not help but to mull over with gusto
of the love-hate relationship, i share with my sises and bro
on who'll do the dishes and who will be the cook
the bickering and the riot that ends with tears or so

i could not help but to be grateful
of the values my parents instilled with us all
long hours of speech when we did something awful
made sure that we'll grow with a clean soul

i could not help but to contemplate
of my old friends, and the silly debate
of jenesa and her strong-willed spirit
and madeleine with her gutsy wit

i could not help but to mesmerize
of my first day in school, i didnt sleep all night
afraid of this new chapter in my life
but my parents assure that everything would be alright

i could not help but to flash back
of my first crush, i was so struck
the first time, i learn how to love
and the first time, my heart was broke apart

i could not help but be felicitous
of my fortunate life i had in the past
full of joy and worry-free nous
i want to live in yesterday as it was

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Kadudahan

Unsa kini yaha sakto paba?? hehehehe!!

Location: Calumpang, Oslob, Cebu

Date: October 2, 2009

Event: Mama's 60th Birthday Bash

im just so into you

i was submerge into confusion
of which of them deserves my utmost affection
there are a few candidates to mention
and i need you to help me with this situation

here it goes option number one
showing me the world and what it offers
sympathize with me when nobody cares
makes me laugh when mood swings
and, never fails to burst my heart with joy

now lets go to the second one
holding my hands when i needed it the most
spanked endlessly without committing any mistake
punched harder still never complain
yet, followed my orders to bring my heart with joy

and the last but definitely not the least
remains loyal even if the worlds is at my back
Got all the blame when tantrums wail me down
cursed and mocked for no reason at all
still, works hard and harder to content my heart with joy

so, now you hear all of them
can you pick one for me
coz each one's so precious i dont want to lose any of them
i had all their ears when heaven's door closed

and, now the voting begin
MONITOR, KEYBOARD or CPU?
which of them win your heart the most
coz i think each one stand equal
and i want to keep them all
so, please pick, pick one for me
coz when i choose, i'll take all of them

Monday, October 12, 2009

Brainier


It really amaze me how brain works. Like, how it solve the equation on my algebra class, how it able to retain pieces of information with a stranger I have just meet in a ride to work, how it can hold memories from my childhood, how it can recall stories of my favorite book and be able to flashback scenes in first movie I've seen in cinema.

It gets me everytime I think of how Beethoven be able to do music with greatness without hearing any of it. Or how Susan Polgar played chess so swiftly with every move less than a second. Nevertheless, Albert Einstein in his prolific theory that brings physics in a new dimention and a gift to mankind that is so useful in understanding matter in its deepest. Not to mention, Leonardo da Vinci in his materpieces that will last a lifetime and maybe next.

Since child, I want to understand the complexity of it and fathomed its deep secret. It always hit me, why there are some people possess a vast amount of intellectual while others crawled. What makes human's intellect so advanced compared to any animals. How can one achieve a state of mind that is way above than the others? Some say "It's in the gene", while others utter "Practice makes it".

It wonders me how geniuses become what they are. Is it by NATURE or NURTURE? The first is proven to be the most idyllic way? They were just born to be inclined and different. They just happen to be GIFTED. The latter is still in the midst of discussion and not yet been proven (I think so!). But if it will be so, then, I still have a chance to upgrade mine. And so, I will spend the rest of my life intended to discover new chemical element that will complete Mendeleev's periodic table; or find the Missing link between human and apes in Darwin's theory of evolution; or make a formula that will measure the universe; or invent machine that will bring someone in the past and in the future; or developed a robot that could think like human.

Im not ostentatiously boasting, but I always been above average, I myself can be consider as genius, well, ahm, not so, not for the time being, I'm slowly getting there (come on, theory of accidental genius). I can show a thousand, no a hundred, maybe fifty, okay, fine, ten proofs of why I consider myself as a genius (okay, nearly getting there).

  • First, I can say so in regards with my school performance. SWEAR! I can show you my report cards, just dont look at the red marks.
  • Second, I can do really good in math, IN MY OWN STANDARD, AT LEAST, not einsteinly, but good enough to retract all my debts and how to compute bi-monthly salary with all those contributions as a good citizen in this country.
  • Third, I excel in art. PRECISELY. I can draw really well, if given a proper training I could be a renowned world artist, I could draft a map in a billboard size, but travellers wont hiss to carry it, so I just shut the idea down.
  • Fourth, I'm a wild reader, I THINK SO, which makes me know a lot anything under the sun and beyond, so beyond that I couldn't retract it.
  • Fifth, I am good in reasoning, DONT TRY ME. I can make you believe that Earth is indeed a square. But, my parents wouldn't be proud of it, so I think round is agreeable.
  • Sixth, I'm really good in computer. OKAY, GIVEN MY JOB, I SHOULD BE, BUT THAT STILL COUNTS. Like, I could type 80 words per minute and I could research anything, FINE, GOOGLE MADE IT, but the efforts still mine.
  • Seventh, I'm a good writer, I can make a story out of my head, I never tried it, but I could.. HMM, ON A SECOND THOUGHT, PROBABLY. But hey, all storyline has already made into movies and soap operas, they never left me a chance..
  • Eighth, I am innovative, I could craft a flying engine, but since airplanes is all over the world, so why bother myself anyway.
  • Ninth, I can solve crossword puzzle, sudoku, rubik's cube, NAME IT, but it always been that the puzzle was wrongly made that's why I couldn't finish it.
  • And tenth, I can construct a lie really fast, you cannot tell a difference. BAD, BUT REASONABLE. Okay, kids I wasnt implying that the more you lie, the smarter you are, my point is I'm a fast thinker.
  • And one more thing, I can read mind, I could predict the future, I once predicted of becoming a princess... AHERMS,, APPLYING TENTH..

And thats the reason I consider myself intellectually gifted, well, in the near future. As Laszlo Polgar said "Geniuses are made, not born".

Friday, October 9, 2009

High Jud Kayu




Mama: Asa ka Daime?
Daime: Moadto ko 'lang Donna ma kay molarga na siya Manila, dili na unya mi magkita.
Mama: Ah!! Magkita man gani nang luwag ug isda..
_______________________________________

(One afternoon while scanning old pix in an album)
Sai2: Kinsa ni siya? (pointing old photos of Mama, with short curly hair)
Thirdy: Hala, Patay naman na siya.
Sai2: Ha?
Thirdy: Patay na man na siya. Si Cory Aquino man na..

bwahahahhaha.. ADIK

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Life of a DEBUGGER

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here it goes again
bugs from one to ten
DEBUG.RUN.ERROR. revise the fix again
DEBUG.RUN.COMPILE. now the errors are all gone
but wait, bugs bugged still
perhaps, I ain't done

here it goes again, debug one more time

life of a debugger
DEBUG.RUN. til the bugs are all gone

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Thursday, October 1, 2009

Mom's Big Day

Happy 60th Birthday Mama!!

-- a letter to my mom, in behalf of my brother and sisters
Dear Mama,
We cannot choose our parents, but God is so good that he gives us a mother like you.
Its because of your hardships and confidence that we become what we are today.
No words would do justice how much we thank you for believing in us and for shading us from the cruel elements in this worlds.

Thank you for your loving care when we were still inside of your womb.
Thank you for holding our hands when we needed it the most.
Thank you for shaping us into a person whom we are proud to be.
Thank you for allowing us to do whatever we wanted and just be on a distance if something goes wrong.
Thank you for the unending support and unconditional love that you bestowed upon us.
Thank you for your unwavering guidance throughout our journey, in the so-called 'LIFE'.
Thank you for never giving up on us when problems and trials wails us down.
Thank you for being a mediator when we fought each other, and for taking no one's side.

Thank you for loving us still, when we broke your heart.

Thank you for everything you have done.
Thank you for everything you have said.
Thank you for listening.
Thank you for being our lucky charm, super hero, nurse and angel.

Thank you, thank you, thank you and a million more,
For all the things you've done that we could not put on words.

Thank you for being a perfect mother and grandmother to us all.
We love you very much. We cant wait for our soon-to-be kids to love and adore you as much as we and thirdy do.

YOU ARE OUR ROCK.

Happy Birthday!!

From,
Em2, Nona, Ite Sam, Daya, Daime, Daile and Thirdy



Wednesday, September 30, 2009

There's Always A First Time

I'm not so much into writing, this is not the kind of stuff I bore myself during free times. But hey, cut some slacks, I've been wandering in various meet/date site like FRIENDSTER and FACEBOOK, followed numerous fave celebs in TWITTER, spend too much reading infobits in WIKIPEDIA and NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC, watch online streaming in YOUTUBE and HULU, pestering YAHOO, GOOGLE and HOTMAIL. Then it strikes me, im so fed-up, need something new to excite myself, and it hit me, it hit me so hard that I instantly look on the web on where I could post my inner thoughts and my utmost feelings.

Then I started to dream, dreaming of becoming a good writer. And now my new career will soon emerged. And let the rest be history..