Patient : Ma. Vella L. Frondoso
Address : Calumpang, Oslob, Cebu - soon to be Beverly Hills, CA, USA
Age : Nineteen Forgotten
Chief Complaint (CC) : Excessive Anxiety Attack
History of Present Illness (HPI) : Katong Nagkat-on kog bout.
Past Medical History (PHM) : kurikong ug LBM
Review of Systems (ROS) :
Circulatory System : Tanduay naglatay sa kaugatan
Digestive System : Naglambada ang Bituk sa Tiyan
Integumentary System : Nawong gisagpa sa ingkanto
Muscular system : Pede i-sparring ni Pacquiao
Nervous System : Bakukang ray sulod sa ulo
Reproductive System : Bag-o pa na-install ang matris
Respiratory System : Plema ray nagpabilin nga himsog
Skeletal System : Dili ma-detect sa X-Ray
Urinary System : Pink, kay ni kaon Gapas2 (cotton candy nga pink)
Family Diseases : High Blood - so high the blood
Childhood Diseases : Suka-kalibang
Social History : Nakiglayug sa diskuhan kay dili mopares nakog bayle
Regular Medications : Dukol-sa-ulo 3 times a day
Allergies : Kita kog samin, gubot na ako adlaw..
Sex Life : Making Love with my unlan..
Drug History : Gi-lala ang usa ka botilya nga COMBATRIN
Family History : Lineage traced back to Cro-Magnon and Homo Sapiens
Diagnose : Aggressive Brain Malfunction
Symptoms : Emotionally Unstable and Socially Retarded
Treatment : 3 years in mental. Dili mokaon, dili moinum sulod sa 30 ka-tuig
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