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Friday, November 27, 2009

In Their 33rd Year




it was clear right from the start
that you will never part
long years comes and past
by typhoons and storms, marriage untouched

33 years ago when he asked 'Will you?'
33 years ago she said 'I will'
33 years ago in the altar you exchange 'I Dos'
33 years ago you promised 'To die for you, I will'

a year later, atchie was born
the house rejoiced in that early morn
1st baby, all is excited
in name-making, they all participated

when manang came, everyone's frantic
2 angels is simply perfect
cute and cuter brings happiness
life is such a bliss

then ite was a delightful additional
wondrous baby boy to bring name of the family
now, 3 babies are just enough
the herd is just complete, completely

i came into the world as an unwanted guest
it hit them with a blatant blast
4 mouths is way too expensive
for the parents with minimum wages

another one instantly follow
5th, this'll be the last in row
or else, we'll have a bleak morrow
coz, as herd grow, chips remains low

oh my god! here's another one
the whole household is in hiatus errand
but as time goes, tic-tac of a clock's hand
6 children means - 6 times the fun

now we are all grown-up and well nurture
now is the future, invested future
happy to see you, holding one's hand, with grayish hair
everlasting love, you've found with one another

the years have proven your lasting love
33 years of golden faith and trust
33 years of affection shines from above
having one another is gift of a lifetime, it'll last

HAPPY 33rd ANNIVERSARY TO YOU MA AND TAY
OUR LOVE FOR YOU WILL NEVER DIE

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Ana Diay Na?


live the life you want to live
be the person you want to remember
make decisions
make mistakes
if you fall
at least you tried





What is the meaning of Life?
- Whatever you want it to be.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

The Missing Link

House Of Mental Defects

Patient : Ma. Vella L. Frondoso
Address : Calumpang, Oslob, Cebu - soon to be Beverly Hills, CA, USA
Age : Nineteen Forgotten
Chief Complaint (CC) : Excessive Anxiety Attack
History of Present Illness (HPI) : Katong Nagkat-on kog bout.
Past Medical History (PHM) : kurikong ug LBM
Review of Systems (ROS) :

Circulatory System : Tanduay naglatay sa kaugatan
Digestive System : Naglambada ang Bituk sa Tiyan
Integumentary System : Nawong gisagpa sa ingkanto
Muscular system : Pede i-sparring ni Pacquiao
Nervous System : Bakukang ray sulod sa ulo
Reproductive System : Bag-o pa na-install ang matris
Respiratory System : Plema ray nagpabilin nga himsog
Skeletal System : Dili ma-detect sa X-Ray
Urinary System : Pink, kay ni kaon Gapas2 (cotton candy nga pink)

Family Diseases : High Blood - so high the blood
Childhood Diseases : Suka-kalibang
Social History : Nakiglayug sa diskuhan kay dili mopares nakog bayle
Regular Medications : Dukol-sa-ulo 3 times a day
Allergies : Kita kog samin, gubot na ako adlaw..
Sex Life : Making Love with my unlan..
Drug History : Gi-lala ang usa ka botilya nga COMBATRIN
Family History : Lineage traced back to Cro-Magnon and Homo Sapiens

Diagnose : Aggressive Brain Malfunction
Symptoms : Emotionally Unstable and Socially Retarded
Treatment : 3 years in mental. Dili mokaon, dili moinum sulod sa 30 ka-tuig

Life Line

DREAM LIST (before mi mag eyeball ni Nyur Pedro)
- dream big, its free anyway.
  • Visit Europe
  • Experience white christmas
  • Record my own Song (Murag di madala)
  • Sang Lupang Hinirang in one of Paquiao's Fight (Who knows??)
  • Dinner with Patrick Dempsey (Mata na tawn..)
  • Sleep-over in the White House
  • Engage in sport (Track and Field, perhaps)
  • Tour de France (nagpraktis nakog bisikleta, sa damgo)
  • Nude Post with Brad Pitt (Kilaton jud ko ani ron)
  • Boss of my own company (Products: LUGOD, la pa na sa market)
  • Interviewed by Oprah
  • Meet Obama
  • LASIK treatment (wa koy planu nga buta forever, nerd ray mag-eyeglass)
  • Discover Something (Nagsugod nakog pangaykay ug Anti-Matter)
  • A day in Dubai Burj al-Arab
  • Cook for the Royal Family (piniritong itlog ug kan-on ra akong makaya)
  • Liposuction (Pede hasta yotuts and eyebags)
  • Hermes bag collection
  • A serious talk with Bin Laden (para ako siya ma-enlighten, KAYA???)
  • Get Married (MUST DO)
  • Have Children (Kinahanglan naay mo-mana sa ako gene, SAYANG!!)
  • And Grandchildren (Multiply jud, mao nay ngon ni Lord)
  • Adopt a child
  • Have an extra lover, the many the merrier (Pasaylua ko lord)
  • Design my own coffin (I'll put some bling-bling and glitters, way but-anay, design mog nyuha)

Monday, November 23, 2009

Unveiling Simala





Pre:
"Call-time is 6:00 am, South Bus Terminal" Jan said a day earlier.. So I woke up early and did my morning rituals in a race. I arrived ten minutes earlier with an empty stomach and half of my body still in bed. Norina then came later. We sat on one of the benches in there waiting for them. After we've waited for eternity (ok, an hour, but it seems like forever when your hungry and sleepy) before Jan showed up and the rest of the gang.

In-there:
The place is very quiet and solemn that even swallowing your own saliva can be heard from afar, and that would be the understatement of the year. No wonder people from all over the country visit here just to meditate and pray. After voicing-out our prayers (it took an hour for Norin to finish) and petition and heard mass, we left Simala with peaceful mind and stronger faith, and Norina with her new-found textmate, the Habal-habal driver. Kusog kayu mugakos si Norin sa drayber.. Nanglagum ang drayber kay di kaginhawa..

Post:
We're done at around 12 noon with an empty stomach. Eat a heartful meal of fried chicken and puso - my first meal of the day and the best meal I ever had. We went back to the city riding a minibus. We seated at the rear end of the bus and that was the craziest ride in my life. We were literally juggling when we pass loopholes and humps along the way. We ended up laughing so hard (murag mga batang yaget) that caught some of the passengers attention. Kibaw ko gisapot sila, walay but-anay.

Such a fun and spiritual get-away.




Original Post: 11:11 PM on November 22, 2009

Friday, November 20, 2009

Fight or Flight




Human beings need a lot of things to feel alive.
Love...
Family...
Attention...
Truth is, we only need one thing...
To actually be alive.
We need a brain to think.
We need a beating heart.
When our heart is threatened.
It sends stimuli to the brain.
And..
We usually respond in one of two ways.
We either RUN...
Or...
We ATTACK...
There's a scientific term for this:
FIGHT !
or FLIGHT !
It's instinct...
We can't control it.
Or can we?

Even animals reacts to threats
Priming them for fighting or fleeing
Fight...
or Flight...
Fight is brave.
But sometimes...
Flight is courageous.
The best option to do..

-greys anatomy

Original Post: 09:18 PM on November 19, 2009

Thursday, November 19, 2009

25 Deadly Sins

I am smarter than most people
I wish I was a millionaire
I never clean my cube unless the dust is 1 inch tall
I have cheated to get what I want before
I can go outside without combing my hair
I can't go outside without wearing bra
I get annoy with stupid people
I could do my bosses job
I love street food
I feel sexy in my undies
I wish I looked as good as a supermodel
I often check out the ass of members of the opposite sex
I have been in a fight with my bestfriend before
If I found $100 in the street I would keep it
I sometimes have erotic dreams
I want to sail my own yacht
I often eat more dessert than a real-lady could
I like people to flirt with me
I would rather eat out than cook
I normally don't give money to bums on the street
I would rather eat chocolate than fruit
I didn't donate anything to charity last year
I watch more than 3 hours of TV a night
I want to be as popular as Oprah Winfrey
I hate to hear bad things about my work



Original Post: 06:39 PM on November 18, 2009
http://vella-frondoso.webs.com/apps/blog/show/2157514-25-deadly-sins

GREY Life

Grey's Anatomy


I have been addicted to this show since I started watching it earlier this year. I had watched all the episodes in every season at least once. I know who-make-out-with-whom in that fictional hospital. I get so drawn that I read all the blogs and postings of this medical show. I wait for the new episode in a free online-streaming and watched it gloriously. I was so hooked-up and I really can't unhook. I think it's because of the 'doctor' thing. I always wanted to be a doctor. That's what I wrote in my fifth grade essay of 'What I Wanted To Be When I Grow Up'. Plus the hot white suit. Then the hardcore operations where you can touch somebody's brain or heart. Not to mention the super-sizzling-hot doctors with perfect hair. Its when I wish I could have a disease and will stay in that hospital forever.

The writings is hilariously funny and entertaining. From Meredith's opening monologue to the character's dialogue. The humor is just getting through my nerves and I always end up laughing so hard that brings tears to my eyes. And sometimes, it'll pinched your heart and send you weeping. It teaches lesson in life. It shows the real world. FUN. SAD. That we have the right to whine when life sucks. That it's how life is. That we don't need to be perfect to get someone's love. That the world is not perfect, and it is in you how to fit in. That sometimes, your happiness' is other's sorrow. And then, there is always HOPE. Hope for a better tomorrow. That, its not always DARK AND TWISTY, as they would always imply.

Swoon.. I swoon everytime I watch this show.. I swoon when Meredith Grey & Derek Shepherd exchange glimpses. I swoon looking at them uber in-love.. I swoon watching every Mer & Der scene. I swoon when Der look and touch Mer in an I-love-you-and-I-will-always-love-you-and-that-means-forever kind of way. I always swoon. And I love being swoon.. Coz once in your life, you wish to meet your knight-in-shining-armor. The one who will be on your side through thick and thin. The kind of guy who'll embrace your flaws and loves you unconditionally. The prince charming who will build a castle of joy for you.

Then here comes the beyond earth portrayals. Bailey always been one of my favorite. She's always at the top of the game, from the 'va-jay-jay' scene to messing-up with the chief. Cristina is undeniably irresistible. With the I-don't-care-with-the-world walk and the highly competitive spirit, she always made my day. Then George is a natural gifted, from drooling eyes to his clumsiness. Stevens is just so sexy and witty. Alex with his usual evil grin. With the chiefs unusual prank. To Torres and her special girl named Arizona.

Building a relationship is always been a focus. Mother-daugher hatred, father-daughter rekindle, husband-wife adultery, long lost sisters, romantic couple, same-sex love affair, professional relationship. It tackles about all kinds of relationship that anyone could relate. Then you'll said, 'Ahh, that is why' and 'Uh, that should hurt' then 'That must be hard'. Coz sometimes you've been in their shoes. Sometimes, IT HAPPENED TO YOU.

I think what makes me keep in tune with this is the comic way of dealing dramatic life. Life is Drama in big screen with live actors and real scenes with only one take. As the camera of Life rolling, it always been 'TAKE ONE'. When the mouth of faith shout 'ACTION', what have you done can't be UNDO. UNREWINDABLE. I know it suck. I know how hard it is. It is crappy sometimes. There are villains. People may mean. And sometimes, SOME TIMES you just want to give up. But, AT THE END OF THE DAY, what is important is how you survived. How you live life to the fullest. Its up to you on how you portray your true-to-life drama. Be a hero. Or a villain. You can be. Giving-up is not an option because, what if someday, as life shift and flip, luck may on your side. (Yeah! HOPE, right?) LIFE MUST BE FUN AND FUNNY. Because, AT THE END OF THE DAY what is important is how you'll ENJOY and how to GET IT THROUGH with LIFE.


Original Post : 09:22 AM on November 18, 2009

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Soooooooooo Dreamy


dreamy eyes
body of that adonis
sexy wavy hair
lips wet with desire
tantalizing smile
spoke as of an angel
gentle like a breeze
confident as an Irish swagger

god created an aphrodisiac
and he named it McDreamy


Original Post:05:16 AM on November 16, 2009
http://vella-frondoso.webs.com/apps/blog/show/2134676-soooooooooo-dreamy

Vision

sentiments of a broken-eyed monger

all i can see is blurry
lights and postings are muzzy

everything to me is bleary
distance comes in hazy

the world seems to be misty
coz my vision is fuzzy

everyday is foggy
afar is vague literally



Original Post: 01:53 AM on November 16, 2009
http://vella-frondoso.webs.com/apps/blog/show/2134131-vision

Saturday, November 14, 2009

13

13 is so my favorite number today

its Friday the 13th

13th month pay on the 13th of the month
13 + more money of my account
13 more days and its my parents wed anniversary
13 more reasons to be happy

how can one hate 13
13 is unlucky number, they say

but i love 13
coz 13 means Christmas for me



Original Post: 06:21 PM on November 13, 2009
http://vella-frondoso.webs.com/apps/blog/show/2118216-13

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Life In Every Angle



Life
Is not genetically engineered to move backwards
To foresee the future and escape the present
But, it teaches lesson from the past
To learn for today and be ready for tomorrow

Life
Is so short and sucks a lot of time
Prone to mistakes and wrong decisions
So, make the most out of it
And try not to mess up next time

Life
Can be wearisome and deadening
Such a burden and exhausting
Then, why think it as that way
It'll do not for the better anyway

Life
Can be worry-free
Even fun and amusing
Hence, do not take it seriously
And dealt it in a comic way


Original Post: 03:59 AM on November 12, 2009
http://vella-frondoso.webs.com/apps/blog/show/2107764-life-in-every-angle