US ni bai

I've been here in the US for a month and had been in a series of misfortunes already.

for recap:

I slapped my manager. a friendly tap of his arm (I think I did it harder). who does that? normal people don't do that. it's my second time to met him in my four years of working in this company and he asked things and I kinda nervous, so I stuttered a lot and laughed a bit (I do that when I'm nervous), and bang, I slapped him. I do that all the time, no big deal. it's just that, it's my manager, a non-pinoy one. he doesn't know the ways of a crazy giggling girls who spank each others on their crazy hours. oh, i hate myself.

I scraped someone else's car. we had a lunched out, we rode his car, and then on the parking lot, i didn't notice that he parked too close to the adjacent gray van. i must have opened the car door harder that it smacked and scraped the van, leaving some of our car's color into it. waaaaaaa! i hope noone noticed.

I broke the aparment's toilet's water tank. it wont flushed so i tried my superhero powers and tried to fixed the water tank. i ended up worsening the situation as i broke a tube and 'the thing' that i don't know the name. til now its still of no use. power's not good enough :(

I went to a men's restroom. disclaimer: I can read very well and I'm not that blind either, but there are times that I just don't feel like reading signages. so after scandalizing at least three men in the room, I gracefully exited with a sorry face. I bet they couldn't forget that face.

the apartment