10 Things You Don't Wanna Know About Me

Note: If we are friends and you want to stay that way.. Then I advised you to back-off and stop reading.

• 1. Sucks. I have a blog that nobody reads. correction: Only me reads... and Norina (kay ako man gihulga). And what's funny? I want to use Cebuano/Bisaya while blogging, but I'm affraid Oprah Winfrey might accidentally opened my blog page and wont understand a thing, so I stick to English. Bahalag nag rollercoaster ride akong grammar. Way magbout..
• 2. I am lazy. I know that I am and yet I didn't do anything to change this. My cube is covered with an inch of dust and it seems like their begging me to wiped them off but... sigh... I don't wanna talk about this... Yeah! I know, I can't go far with such an attitude. SO, I will no longer be the lazy me.. quite soon.
• 3. Sometimes I do forget that I'm no-Angelina Jolie, therefore I can't be diva all the time and get what I wanted and that nobody cares when I'm sweaty when the aircon is off or give a damn when I'm in a foul mood.
• 4. I get in-love with fictional characters and that includes McDreamy (from Grey's Anatomy) and Bart Simpson. And I sometimes imagine 007 James Bond will save me from misery when I cannot flash the toilet on my first attempt.
• 5. I got confuse with my gender cause I always got crush on the wrong gene squad (e.g. Ellen Pompeo, Julia Roberts, Liv Tyler and my college teacher way back then). Being alarmed and all, I search over the net and with the help of my bestfriend Google who said that it is just normal to have a 'Girl Crush' so at least I am on the right path.
• 6. When alone in a room late at night, it feels like someone in the mirror is smiling at me or someone is hiding behind the sheets or someone is peeping under the bed. It's very childish and ridiculous, but.... I really don't wanna talk about it.
• 7. I declared, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber are poisons!!
• 8. I am an excessive talker, I can talk 24/7 without a break. And yet, I cannot utter a single word in a meeting or in a team forum. The only time my mouth will open is when I disgustedly unaware that I yawn.
• 9. I tweet. A lot. Like right now, I'm on my 574th tweets. And it's humiliating because I have only 15 followers and only so because I have a time-bomb attached to their chest. So manawagan intawn ko, please follow me on twitter.
• 10. I am a hopeless romantic gal who falls for elderly man. And if Albert Einstein still alive, I'll fly to Europe and give him a smooch and put a ring on his finger.