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Thursday, July 7, 2011

kids at work

you're too excited to use a ballpen (pen). pencils are for babies and you're already a grown-up. grown-ups use pens, not pencils. you could see the blot-ty works of apache and uni on your blue-and-red lined papers. then, oops! you misdid writings on it, so, you need to erased it. white inks and liquid eraser was not introduced yet and you don't want to just scratch it, coz that would just be ugly. nay!

so, you do what you think is the best way. and at that time, you really believe, it was the best way! it's genius, even.

this is not easy. you need to do it with a right amount af saliva and a calculated force of your finger to erased the writings properly. and, at 9-year olds, it's an arduous task, mind you. it takes a lot of practise or you'll end with a whole on your paper. and you don't want that. or else, your classmates will dubbed you "as the one who passed the answer sheet with a hole" during reunions. 

so, you wet your forefinger (with saliva), see to it that it has just the right amount of liquid on it, then rub it on the surface of the paper. right force! right force. then, ha! perfect!, mama would be proud.

it's gross, but it works. 

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