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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Life Line

DREAM LIST (before mi mag eyeball ni Nyur Pedro)
- dream big, its free anyway.
  • Visit Europe
  • Experience white christmas
  • Record my own Song (Murag di madala)
  • Sang Lupang Hinirang in one of Paquiao's Fight (Who knows??)
  • Dinner with Patrick Dempsey (Mata na tawn..)
  • Sleep-over in the White House
  • Engage in sport (Track and Field, perhaps)
  • Tour de France (nagpraktis nakog bisikleta, sa damgo)
  • Nude Post with Brad Pitt (Kilaton jud ko ani ron)
  • Boss of my own company (Products: LUGOD, la pa na sa market)
  • Interviewed by Oprah
  • Meet Obama
  • LASIK treatment (wa koy planu nga buta forever, nerd ray mag-eyeglass)
  • Discover Something (Nagsugod nakog pangaykay ug Anti-Matter)
  • A day in Dubai Burj al-Arab
  • Cook for the Royal Family (piniritong itlog ug kan-on ra akong makaya)
  • Liposuction (Pede hasta yotuts and eyebags)
  • Hermes bag collection
  • A serious talk with Bin Laden (para ako siya ma-enlighten, KAYA???)
  • Get Married (MUST DO)
  • Have Children (Kinahanglan naay mo-mana sa ako gene, SAYANG!!)
  • And Grandchildren (Multiply jud, mao nay ngon ni Lord)
  • Adopt a child
  • Have an extra lover, the many the merrier (Pasaylua ko lord)
  • Design my own coffin (I'll put some bling-bling and glitters, way but-anay, design mog nyuha)

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