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Monday, January 18, 2010

BoreDOOM


para lang jud naay ika-post sa blog.
survey questions sa tawng way lingaw

Would you shave your head if a family member asked you to because they had cancer?
- UHM, CANNOT PINPOINT THE POINT, WHAT FOR?? BUT IF THAT MAKES HIM/HER BETTER, I OBLIGED TO.

What would you do if the doctor told you that you were pregnant or your GF's pregnant? .
- AWW.. NAA DIAY KOY MATRIS?

Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize? .
- SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW.

Are you good at hiding your feelings?
- AWW, NOTHING CAN BEAT ME WITH THIS. I SHOULD BE GIVEN AN EMMY AWARD FOR BEST ACTRESS IN A PLASTIC ROLE.

Are you wasting your time on someone?
- YEP, HES JUST SO DAMN IRRESISTIBLE, HE'S SO DREAMY, LA LANG SIYA KAHIBAW!

Explain the last time you threw up:
- COLLEGE DAYS, I DRANK ALL THE LIQUOR AVAILABLE, FOR THE EXPERIENCE. SUKA GIKAN BED PADUNG BINTANA AND BACK TO BED..

Last thing that made you cry:
- BIG BANG THEORY SERIES?! KAHILAK KOG KINATAWA NI WOLOWITZ ("HERE'S A CRAZY IDEA MOM, ANSWER IT"), HAHAHAHA..

Do you have a bad temper?
- NOPE, IM ALWAYS CALM!

Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
- I'LL STRUNG MYSELF IF IM NOT.

How many funerals have you been to in your lifetime?
- LOSE COUNT. BUT THE LAST WOULD BE MY OWN..

How often do you think about suicide? .
- EVERY SINGLE DAY, BUT I CANT DO IT, IM TOO PROUD TO DIE.

What is your deepest fear?
- NEEDLES AND PAIN AND WORMS AND BEING LEFT BEHIND.

Do you REALLY love all your family?
- ALWAYS.

What do you want to believe in?
- I'M THE REINCARNATION OF PRINCESS DIANA. WITH ALL THE CROWN AND GLORY!

Do you have a secret crush on someone?
- HALA, AUTOGRAPH NI SA HIGH SCHOOL?
- UHUH, BUT HE'S TOO FAR, LITERALLY & FIGURATIVELY.

Are you proud of who you are?
- HMM, YEP, MY PARENTS ARE PROUDER, THOUGH. UG DAKO KAYU NA NILANG SAYUP, HEHEHE.

Do you feel alone even in crowded rooms?
- SOMETIMES... I DON'T LIKE CROWDED PLACE.. I'M A PATHETIC-@SS LONER.

What is the worst thing a person could do to you and still be forgiven?
- ANESLY, I HOLD NO GRUDGE, LIFE'S SO SHORT TO SPEND HURTING.

You're dying in 10 seconds, what are your last words to your best friend?
- SIGE BYE! ...

to your worst enemy?
- BANTAY2 LANG DUH! ATNGAN TAKA SA ESKINA!

Do you care if people hate you?
- IT DEPENDS, KUNG SI PRESIDENT GMA, I KERR, I-DEPORT PALANG KO, LAY COUNTRY MODAWAT NAKO!

Freedom or safety?
- SAFETY NALANG.. PARA LESS ACCIDENT.

Think of a random person, and give them a message here, no names:
- WILL YOU MARRY ME?!!! (WITH MATCHING LUHOD)

Has a song ever made you cry?
- THE WARRIOR IS A CHILD. NOT BECAUSE OF THE SONG, BUT BECAUSE KADUMDUM KO SA AKO EX NGA SI RICO YAN..

A book ever made you cry?
- YEP. A WALK TO REMEMBER. ["I told you not to fall in love with me." - Jamie]. UGH!! IT GETS ME EVERYTIME..

Is the world crumbling to pieces?
- SOON, IF HE WONT BE MINE WHICH IS DI MAN JUD. HALA, NI CRUMBLE NA!!!..

Name one moment where you couldn't control your rage:
- KATONG BATA PAKO NGA DIKO GAAN KENDI.. IM NOT THAT TYPE OF PERSON JUD, SWEAR.

Name one moment where you sincerely wanted to just die:
- KANA MAGSAKIT IMO NGIPON SA BATA PAKA, GINUU KO, MAKAINGON JUD KAG "PATYA NALANG KO". AND KATO FIRST TIME I GOT DRUNK. MUSUGOT NALANG GUD KO NGA PA-SALVAGE NALANG..

For the last one, just say anything you want, anything at all:
- IM HOT... AND WITTY... IM A CATCH!!

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