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Friday, July 16, 2010

then...

i wish you could google everything like, "where the hell is my stupid cellphone?", and then the result would be "you flushed it down on the toilet bowl dumbass". then you could tweet like "hey keys, i haven't seen you in a while, i have just arrived from work and i really need you to get in my home", then came the reply "uh! you left me under the couch again, moron!". coz i do really really need that now. i can't see my keys, one second it was there and then came next, its all gone, AWOL. stupid keys.

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