unannounced dinner with friends

Destination: Ayala

Goal: To buy a wedding gift for my friend

What Happened: We ended up in this cozy restaurant with yellow lights that believed to be a look enhancer. It'll make someone prettier kuno. Looking at myself in a pic taken, it's all but a lie! 

As we wait for our orders, we discuss very important topics. Topics that are vital to the improvement of the society. We even continue to discuss while eating and continue to discuss after eating. That's how important those topics are to us.

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Topics covered:

1. TWO HOLES?

2. Chemical components of a sperm. You read that right.

3. Kaysa Mag Drugs and Self Serv

4. Sinking Porn industry and STD

5. How stirring a drink means to a man or a woman.

Let's expand them:

1. TWO HOLES?!. Okay, I know my anatomy very well, but Dwight bested me. No, not to my particular anatomy but to a girl's anatomy. The topic - Are There Two holes? I really hope that noone in my family would read this, coz that would be awkward. Ok, back to two holes. Girls has two separate ducts (I couldn't think of a better methapor) for excreting urine and menstruation. From the look on Mike's face, he didn't know that. Madz, please inform him farther. But Dwight?!, he knew this since fourth grade. And for a person who didn't know how to read 'til grade four, sorry Dwight, THAT IS A MILESTONE! I'm impressed. I bet he learned this first over addition. I only knew this when I was 13 and I owned those two holes! Dwight, pa-doctor dayun!

2. Chemical components of a sperm. Who ever in the world is interested in it's chemical components and its atomic number and how much is the strength of chemical bonds it has, must be sick! I am sick! Dwight, Mike and Madz, you're not off the list. So, for learning purposes, chemical substances it compose of: it sure has sucrose(sugar) in it, Water, lactose, a little salt maybe! That's how far I can go. Hey, I take this topic very seriously, after all, we came from those chemical substances! And oh! the ratio of hydrogen to oxygen??? Ow!, why did I hate chemistry in High School, again? Should the topic had been like this, I should have aced Chemistry!

3. Kaysa Mag Drugs. One very important lesson I learned from the boys here is that, when I will have a teen-age hormonal son, and he likes being left at home, I already know what does that means. OK ra na, Kaysa Mag Drugs.

Self Serv. When you laugh at this, we probably work together. Anyhow, self serv?! At least it's healthy! Diba Mike?

4. Sinking Porn industry! Oh no! There's a theory, I don't know if Dwight and Mike just made it up or what, but they said that porn industry is at it's peak during economic depression. So, recalling my economics subject during High School, this will constitutes that porn industry is inversely proportional to economic growth? Yeah, we covered Business Economics, too! At least we're doing our job as concern citizens. STD? This should not be make fun of. This is a serious disease, so, I will stay very very very far away from this.

5. Girls, do not, and I repeat, do not ever stir your drinks with a straw in front of a guy. Or else, you'll end up in a suite with scented candles and a music played nearby with a warm bed full of rose petals, accessorized by a romantic, dim lights - with him. Or worst, in a nearby Male Comfort Room. 

I imagine other customers staring at us. That's RH Bill folks. We're citizen of this country, we discuss things that is the center of a much hated debate nowadays.

For the record, Mike spelled as B.I.G.A. He excelled in all the topics. Hands down to him. And Dwight, too much info. Just, too much info! I awoke at 4am this morning and thought of what you two are doing at that moment! Too much info!

Like I said, we take each topics very seriously. We brainstorms and handed down each one's analysis and theories.

Never order a bottomless whatever. You'll drink more than you can take care of. Ang resulta, katulo nangihi sa Ayala. Hangtud sa balay sigeg pangihi.

Oh, by the way, the gift! After much deliberation, I ended up buying the soon to be married a flat iron. Para sa init ng kanilang pagmamahal!

Mga Hulagway:

That's the place

Dwight and Mike

On my third glass

pretty and prettier. ahem

contest: who's got the reddest lips

Mike won, kay gibutangan og marchulet man

nagpacute si Dwight

On his 5th glass

the food. apparently, teriyaki and barbeque

sauce didn't get along well

The lights that suppose to enhance the beauty.

The light's tale is all but a lie.

Ag nawng murag gisagpa sa engkanto!

Rear: Yeah, we got the stares!

All pictures here are from Dwight's camera.