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Sunday, June 13, 2010

A Letter To My Future Husband

- i still cannot sleep, its already quarter to 3 in the morning. my eyes are still open as big as owl's, i just had finished writing letter to myself, and now i will start writing letter to my future husband. and if i can't still sleep anytime soon, i'll be writing letters to every living things existed.


Dear Future Husband,

If you believe in the saying that "A way to a man's heart is through his stomach", then, pity you, coz the farthest I can go with culinary arts is boiled eggs and mixing 'tuyo' and vinegar, and it's not perfect at all times.

You might have high expectations, but, you must know that I don't do household chores, not when there's a gun in my head. I just stated my cooking disabilities earlier, I must say - laundry sucks and as I remember very well, I didn't received any awards from my 'Home Economics' subject way back school and I have no plans of taking special courses about 'Interior Designing' in the near future, so, decorating our home-to-be is still on debate. I should say, this is a big issue for me. And, as I reminisce, the last time I put curtains in our home was.. (thinking).. never. I haven't had (shoulders shrug). Gush, now you think I'm a monster.

And correct me if I'm wrong, but men love praises all the time, well, too bad, coz I'm not really inclined with FLOWERY WORDS, (tsk-tsking), but I say THANK YOU all the time :) If you know what I mean.

I am a calm person, but if provoked, I can be troublesome to the point of getting our yet-to-be-contructed-house burnt. In short, DO NOT TRY ME! My patience wears out easily. I'm not threatening you, but if you feel like it, BETTER BE.

I think that would be all. So, there (shoulders shrug again). Now,if you still think that being married to me is a good idea, try ask your mom, there's no harm in having second opinion, doctors do that all the time. DO NOT SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.


Sincerely yours,
Future Mrs. You

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